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Thursday, August 21, 2014

Burn Birkenstocks


I seriously almost puked searching for the perfect picture to display the image that pops up in my head every time I see Birkenstocks. Subscribe here!

I don't know what it is but Birkenstocks burn like a white-hot passion in my soul. I just can't take it. I grew up in the 90's in a big city in Ukraine, however when my dad would take me to villages out of town, they were in poverty and couldn't afford much. 

Hence, why older grandmas/grandpas would wear Birkenstock-like sandals for YEARS. 1 pair, with socks. The image is burned into my brain.. I think I'm scarred for life. I don't care if they are Chanel's or Prada or whatever, I would wear crocs before I wear these. Any other sandal but these. 

IT BURNS DOESN'T IT? 


You know when you're little you see little things and decide that no matter how terrible your life gets you will never do them? Yes, this is what Birkenstocks are to me. Even Putin would burn all these shoes if he cared about fashion.